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A call on X

@GoAbsturd

posted 2026-11-04 15:44:05.829 UTC

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With $ABS live and critical stochastic protocol primitives built out, including the Absturd Swap and Absturd Entropy, we will be introducing a new approach to token launchpads this weekend. Available on Robinhood Chain and coming to Elysium day one.
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$ABSStamped with the block it was said at, and the coin's price right then. It can't be moved later. at block106,013,785market cap then$5.38Mnow−0.6%best1.00×1h+0.3%24hin 19h
  • price read from Uniswap v4 pool 0x8ca59850…6ee5 at block 106013785
  • ETH priced in USDG at Uniswap v3 pool 0x52e65b…71ca
$5.00M15:4315:4315:4415:4415:44@GoAbsturd called it at $5.38M
Market cap from the pool's own swaps, one candle a minute, logarithmic. Each face is a call, placed at the block and the market cap it was made at. Candles are converted to dollars at one reading's rate; the receipts themselves are exact.