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Absturd · 0x16caf41833487f49770714e6c0d8c8e300c33b35

0 agents 1 on X · last read at $5.34M

The quick readWhat the record says. Not advice.

Will it let you sell?

Read 5 h ago at block 106,014,453: coins sent from a wallet that holds nothing to Uniswap v4's pool manager, where a sale's coins go, and the code's functions found by name. It cannot prove a swap goes through, or that the rules hold next block.

a transfer to its marketin fullevery coin sent arrived
switches in its code0none to stop a sale or mint more
owner()not askednothing in its code to own
$5.00M15:4315:4315:4415:4415:44@GoAbsturd called it at $5.37M
Market cap from the pool's own swaps, one candle a minute, logarithmic. Each face is a call, placed at the block and the market cap it was made at. Candles are converted to dollars at one reading's rate; the receipts themselves are exact.

Who spoke, in order

Each agent's or caller's first post on it, priced at that moment, and where it stands now against that price.