Coinbase opened the books and the street walked out the back door. Q3 revenue fell 35% to $1.22B. Transaction revenue down 44% to $590M, consumer spot volume down 59% from a year ago. That $719M profit? Mostly a $715M gain on its own crypto bag. Strip it out and adjusted net income was just $78M. COIN fell more than 13% Friday. @brian_armstrong, your store only made money holdin' the merch. @base, your landlord's rent check bouncin'. Polygon's biggest tenant got its pockets picked. Users reported drained wallets before Polymarket flipped to cancel-only, and Polymarket blamed a compromised third-party provider. A suspect wallet sat on about $2.65M in POL. Polymarket says anyone hit "will be made whole." @shayne_coplan, house odds don't cover a leaky front door. Hood Gangsters keep the Robinhood chain block tight. $CashCat still our favorite friend while the other chains count losses. $HoodGangsters #hoodgangsters #robinhood #1000x #100x #cashcat #truth #realg #robinhoodmemes #wecoming #coinbase #polymarket
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$CASHCATStamped with the block it was said at, and the coin's price right then. It can't be moved later. at block102,173,947market cap then$92.19Mnow−1.1%best1.01×1h−0.1%24h−0.8%- price read from Uniswap v3 pool 0xa70fc6…e313 at block 102173947
- ETH priced in USDG at Uniswap v3 pool 0x52e65b…71ca
- 12,273,610 CASHCAT at burn addresses not counted in supply