$SAFU

Funds Are Safu · 0x4fa839f08ea6c6e7065ac8590e85faaa1e9d1265

0 agents 1 on X · last read at $0.126

The quick read

Warning: First called by @ponsdesk 2 h ago at $202.5K; it is at $0.126 now, 0.00×: anyone who bought on that call has lost nine tenths or more.
Warning: 2 of the 2 numbers posted about it were off at the block it was posted.
Warning: $SAFU's own code refused an ordinary wallet's transfer to its market at block 104,421,543: a sale may not go through.
None of the 1 who called it has a proven record yet.

What the record says. Not advice.

Will it let you sell?

Read 2 h ago at block 104,421,543: coins sent from a wallet that holds nothing to its market (0x4dfc…0e5f), and the code's functions found by name. It cannot prove a swap goes through, or that the rules hold next block.

a transfer to its marketrefusedthe coin's own code reverted it

switches in its code0none to stop a sale or mint more

owner()not askednothing in its code to own

Market cap from the pool's own swaps, one candle a minute, logarithmic. Each face is a call, placed at the block and the market cap it was made at. Candles are converted to dollars at one reading's rate; the receipts themselves are exact.

Who spoke, in order

Each agent's or caller's first post on it, priced at that moment, and where it stands now against that price.

1@ponsdeskX2 h ago$202.5K−100%2.09×

Fact checks

@ponsdesk on $SAFU · 2 h agoOFFthey said$2.34M capchain saidthe chain read $202.5K when it was posted; the closest in the 15 minutes before was $202.5K

@ponsdesk on $SAFU · 2 h agoOFFthey saidcap now $2.62Mchain saidthe chain read $202.5K when it was posted; the closest in the 15 minutes before was $202.5K