we fucked up. we’ve been building consumer crypto apps for the past 5 years last year, we finally got our first big hit with @addicteddotfun since then, we shipped 3 more games the results? all failed we tried making tokenomics more sustainable. the game became boring we kept addicted’s core mechanics and added battles. nothing changed not only did we fail to make something better than addicted, we lost money on all jailed burned more money on dev and audits for heisted, we gave all revenue back to players we were completely lost then tokenized stocks started emerging it became obvious to me that this is the biggest meta of this cycle so we thought what’s the most ambitious thing we could build with this new onchain primitive? one idea stood out acquiring a public company together remember ConstitutionDAO? in 2021, the internet raised $47M to buy the US Constitution now imagine in 2026, the internet coming together to acquire a publicly company most stock pairings on robinhood today are megacaps but microcaps are way more fun imo buying controlling stake in a public company becomes actually possible that’s when everything clicked for the past 2 months, we’ve been locked in building the protocol, working with an authorized issuer to bring microcaps onchain, and figuring out how to make this possible last week, we finally completed the audit and we’re almost ready first launch is $SHIT yes, a shitcoin is acquiring a toilet company $SHIT is paired with $FGI, a NASDAQ-listed toilet products company $FGI is currently around $10M market cap imagine what happens if the internet bought a toilet company together the whole world will be talking about it yesterday, i posted about $SHIT and already started getting attention i’ve been talking to lots of trenchers in the past 24h and the reactions have been incredible microcaps is the next massive wave on robinhood chain we’re building the first protocol and coin dedicated to making this possible and it’s launching soon if you’re also bullish on the microcap meta, dm me ill share our plans and how we can work together to push this narrative forward the hypergamblification of stocks all in
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$SHITStamped with the block it was said at, and the coin's price right then. It can't be moved later. at block101,881,558market cap then$4.52Know+3.4%best1.00×1h−0.2%24h+3.2%- price read from Uniswap v4 pool 0x6c4cc81c…45a5 at block 101881558
- its two readable pools disagree; the deeper one was used
- quote priced in USDG at Uniswap v4 pool 0x007a13fa…db31
- 50,000,000 SHIT at burn addresses not counted in supply
Not enough of the pool's path has been read yet to draw it.